My friends decided to prank me by apparently pouring semen that had been in a bottle for a couple of weeks onto my bed. It smells horrific, what do I do? It got into the mattress. Is this a health risk?How do you deal with sperm after it was in a bottle for a few weeks then poured onto your bed?
why would it be a risk?? its not like its gonna get u pregnant or anything! lol ..no but just try to clean it off the mattress
and what kinda sicko friends do u have!!!?How do you deal with sperm after it was in a bottle for a few weeks then poured onto your bed?
Try washing your sheets. The lifespan of sperm is generally at best, 48 hours. If washing doesn't work then try, with water and soap, to scrubs it out. I don't think there's much you can do about the mattress, but that's not something you should worry about...as long as you have sheets
omg I would just buy new sheets and burn the semen soaked ones a.s.a.p. If possible, toss the mattress and buy a new one as well. While you're at it, make sure to take a huge and explosive diarrhea dump in their pillow cases and leave them ****ers wondering where the smell is coming from.
I would throw the sheets away clean the mattress as good as you could and flip it over and then leave a terd under there pillow lmao get them back or something
lick it up
Throw away the sheets and wash and flip the mattress... it is possible you could catch an STI/STD if you sleep naked. Just throw the **** away.
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